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snoozer80 · Sep 16, 2008, 01:43 PM // 13:43

Hi!

I am Polish guy and wonder what you know or what you think when You hear POLAND.

Please post all, even mad or common oppinions

All welcome

RiKio · Sep 16, 2008, 01:47 PM // 13:47

A cold country.

lolololololololol

Faer · Sep 16, 2008, 01:53 PM // 13:53

How do you get a one armed Polish guy out of a tree?

You wave to him.

Vaal 84 · Sep 16, 2008, 02:23 PM // 14:23

When i think Poland. I think of people who now live in the UK.

X Cytherea X · Sep 16, 2008, 02:40 PM // 14:40

i think of Behemoth, a blackened death metal band from Poland

Cebe · Sep 16, 2008, 02:50 PM // 14:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vaal 84

When i think Poland. I think of people who now live in the UK.

This.

The influx of Poles into Scotland is quite astounding.

SilentWhistle · Sep 16, 2008, 02:51 PM // 14:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vaal 84

When i think Poland. I think of people who now live in the UK.

^
No offense intended snoozer80.

Etta · Sep 16, 2008, 03:01 PM // 15:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Celestial Beaver

The influx of Poles into Scotland is quite astounding.

Same here, in both London and Manchester. I also think of jugs as well, big one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentWhistle

No offense intended snoozer80.

Why would he? Brits migrated to other countries all the time.

RiKio · Sep 16, 2008, 03:06 PM // 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

¿A cuantos Polacos les toma a comerse un burrito? Dos. Hohohoho

¿A cuantos Polacos les toma a manejar a Panamá?

http://downloads.southparkstuff.com/.../301_joke1.mp3

No, it is:

¿Cuántos Polacos hacen falta para comerse un burrito? Dos. Jojojojo.

¿Cuántos Polacos hacen falta para controlar Panamá?

AscalonWarrior · Sep 16, 2008, 03:10 PM // 15:10

Well, probably the holocaust or something, that's what I thought first.

Yang Whirlwind · Sep 16, 2008, 03:14 PM // 15:14

I'm thinking the start of WWII as well - sadly enough not much else springs to mind

Qwertyfied · Sep 16, 2008, 03:34 PM // 15:34

Since i've being to Poland I now think of Kraków, lovely city

EroChrono · Sep 16, 2008, 03:47 PM // 15:47

Poland;
- Evil twins dictating the country
- People who are good construction workers & plumbers.
- People who drink lots of vodka, or any other liquid that contains 40%+ alcohol
- High concentration of hormones in the anti conception pills causing bigger breasts (and lots of women needing heart surgery)
- And finally the Polish saying; "God created humans, Satan created germans"

Snow Bunny · Sep 16, 2008, 03:58 PM // 15:58

I think of it getting manwiched by Russian and Germany.

pumpkin pie · Sep 16, 2008, 04:13 PM // 16:13

Poland made me think of

Sophie's Choice

and Emil Dickens :P and Meryl Streep's accents in that movie.

Unlucky Slayer · Sep 16, 2008, 04:14 PM // 16:14

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 guy to hold the bulb and 20 - 30 people to turn the house. =x

Abedeus · Sep 16, 2008, 04:46 PM // 16:46

I think - WHY, GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME LIVE HERE AND PAY THREE TIMES MORE FOR XBOX THAN IN AMERICA/UK?! OR ANY OTHER THING YOU HAVE FOR NOTHING?!

Quote:

1 guy to hold the bulb and 20 - 30 people to turn the house. =x

Not if you get this guy:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariusz_Pudzianowski

The only Pole I'm proud of. Oh, and John Paul II. And Lech Wałęsa. And that's all.

...Evil twins on the top of country...

the savage nornbear · Sep 16, 2008, 04:52 PM // 16:52

Grandma!

....

Arkantos · Sep 16, 2008, 04:53 PM // 16:53

I think of a really annoying Polish teacher at my school. Really hate her.

Oh, and Germany invading. keke

Inde · Sep 16, 2008, 04:55 PM // 16:55

Honestly? I think of a loooooot of polish jokes. Polish jokes were the norm before we replaced "blondes" in them in the U.S. It's sad and prejudiced but the stereotype was rampant in the U.S. from the 1950's onward.

I know a few polish people now, so myself being a blonde and them being Polish... we have a grand time with all the jokes.